I’m really really sick so I did not end up going to school today so, instead, I took meds and slept in which is definitively a better alternative then educating myself. But since the U.S. government created H1N1 the school health ministry has stated that, “if your sick do not think of coming to school because since you are basically a disease infested, God-forsaken, zombie child you will probably get everyone else sick and then the whole school will be full of zombies and shit will blow up and it will be the end of mankind.” – The Canadian Ministry of Health.

So, for the sake of mankind, I have decided to stay at home instead of being one day ahead in my design education. Any way… when I finally decided to drag my ass out of bed I grabbed today’s paper and read this dumb article about how Shark attack survivors are at the UN trying to stop over-killing of Sharks because the Sahrks are close to extinction. The reason for over-killing: Shark Fin Soup… WTF. How fucked up is this story?? Seriously!?!? People who have lost limbs, and almost died, because some ugly-ass mutant fish fucked their shit up, are focusing their life on one thing: Saving those ugly-ass mutant fish. Now the reason they want to save their water-dwelling arch enemies is because a bunch of people in China crave shark fin soup… which probably smells and tastes like fucking shit. It’s not even shark soup… the mother fuckers only use the fins. That’s why Shark fishing is really just called “Finning” because the fishermen catch the beast, cut it’s fins off then send it back into the water. Wow. If your gonna catch a Shark you might as well use all of it. In my opinion the best solution would be to do a trade. If you want to, for whatever reason, eat Shark Fin Soup then you need to do an exchange. The Shark get’s it’s fins cut off so you can eat some bunk-evil-cruelty-supporting-vile-vomit-tasting soup but in order to eat it you need to get your legs, arms or ears cut off so the mutilated Shark, which provided you with it’s fin, can eat your flesh. It’s only fair right?

This whole story is so messed up. It’s like having Holocaust survivors protesting against Nazi hunting because the amount of Nazi’s left in this world is close to extinction. And the reason for Nazi hunting would be so that the Nazi’s heads could be sold as kitchen table decorations for American families.

Go World!
I’m gonna go back to being sick… I wonder if a bowl of Shark Fin Soup will make me better… or just kill me on the spot???