Most of the world is pretty fucked up but most of the world is also on the same page with regards of wanting to take the first hipster in sight and throw him/her into a cardboard compactor. Not to be harsh or anything but Hipsters are so.fucking.annoying!! Even more annoying then typing.with.periods.instead.of.spaces.to.emphasize.how.epic.the.situation.is. Whats the point of being hipster? Like seriously? I understand the point of being a skater, prep, nerd, goth, punk, emo, thug, thug-wanna-be, guido, hip-hop, urban, kinda-hip-hop-&-urban-but-preppy-at-the-same-time. There are tons of styles that are either awesome or stupid but still have some point behind it. Even emos have some legitimization. Emo guys for instance… sure they look pretty gay and pinner and stuff and whatever but they get emo girls… and just girls in general… hot girls secretly love emo guys… which pisses me off but lucky them I guess. But emo girls… damn!! Im not talking about the nasty, fat whores that look like trolls…

 (No I’m not gonna “fuck off”… I’m gonna stand there and stare at how fucking fat and disgusting you are and then make sure to tell all my friends about the time I saw your fat, ugly ass at wallmart. Why would you even wear a top like that? Why would you be that fat? Why would you be so fucking hideous? What a puke-indusing way to get attention).

… but I’m talking about those super cute, innocent-but-slutty-looking-at-the-same-time girls with the cute bangs and poofy hair.

(If you don’t feel like getting with this chick’s under-age ass then there is seriously something wrong with you)

So anyway… hipsters suck. Period! I hate those eco-friendly hipsters the most… the ones that wear all earth tones and hiking boots. Girls I know, who dress like that, look like shit. An outfit would basically be a loose-fitted beany, (hung on the head like an old ballsack), some ugly brown, greenish, blah scarf, (that was probably found moulding away in a dumpster outside sally-an’s), some green or brown knit dress, a second-hand leather jacket, wool tights, thick wool socks and fucking hiking boots. Oh we can’t forget the huge glasses that magnify the fuck out of their eyes. URGH!! Why would you purposely try to make yourself look like some nasty old lady that never got laid. It’s beyond me. And when you call a hipster a “hipster” he/she will usually get pissed and state in protest, “I’m not a hipster… dude, leave me alone”……

“Uh yea…”dude”… you are a fucking hipster… why would I call you one if you’re not… go get high and down some PBR you dirty loser… and blast some shitty fucking music like Mother-Mother… and just wait… someone will probably shoot you eventually.”

In conclusion hipsters are pointless… the girls are ugly, their music has no balls, they dress like shit, and they do weird things like sit in circles on the sidewalk and jerk each other off. It’s not the 60’s any more. Stop trying to be hippie. Die. Thank you!

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