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A couple of friends have asked me recently for girl advice. Advice as in “how do I find the right girl?” Well my friends… there is no right girl… that actually exists anyway… but you can get pretty damn close if you’re lucky & patient but mostly lucky & not thinking with your dick. Girls are becoming smarter, more cunning & more independent at an alarming rate… this is bad news boys! These power whores are a mans worst enemy. It’s been said that the new ‘playa’ is the power chick. They prey on guys like it’s a sport… since when did we become fair game… how the fuck did that happen? Bottom line is… when you see a power chick… RUN! … or just tell her to fuck off… nithing is more manly then telling some hot bitch to get the fuck out if your face… seriously… try it! Let’s talk about what to look for/stay away from. I came up with a checklist that outlines the process of finding a decent girl in todays fucked up society.

– She can’t think she’s too hot. Girls who think/know how hot they are will never take you seriously & will always think they can do better.

– She can’t club. Not even once, ever, hell fucking no! You go clubbing for a couple reasons & none of those include clean fun/entertainment. Girls that want to club are a waste of time.

– Should rarely, if at all, use Facebook &/or ither social media. Facebook/twitter whores are… well…. whores. Any kind if whore belongs on the corner getting pimp slapped for being such a whore. Girls who use social media too frequently are seeking attention & it’s not going to be from you.

– Too many tattoos. Bitches who have too many tat’s are not only hideous but they are seeking something that they aren’t even sure of themselves. Fuck that.

– The cute girl in school who wasn’t popular but was kind of a geek is your new target. These girls are wife material. ‘Nuff said.

– Likes to cook. It seems cliche to say this but sooo many girls wont lift a finger to cook anymore. They expect the guy to handle the cooking now-a-days. Fuck off Miss. Independent!! Cooking together is one of the best joys in a relationship.

– History if cheating. Unless she has a damn good reason for cheating in the past stay the fuck away.

– Girls who like money too much. They wont like you… just your money. & when you run out she says bye.

– Girls who like sex too much. It’s fucking annoying. Bitch I’m tired & maybe I actually want to spend some time with you outside of the bedroom. Besides… horny girls are more likely to cheat.

– Girls who socialize too much. They will never let you have your full say in anything & it’s fucking a slap in dick watching your girl chat with other guys all the time.

– Jersey Shore type girls. Eeewww & useless & see clubbing.

– Girls who like doing normal things like cooking, going for a walk, reading, watching the sun set, spending time with family, etc… These are golden…but rare. When you do find one..hold on!!!

Seriously… living in Shitcouver you get accustomed to seeing LG’s & cougars wearing yoga pants paired with a pair of Uggs that are usually warped out of shape & are muddy from all the fucking rain we get. Fine. Yea your a dumb bitch but just how dumb are you? Let’s break it down: Girls wear yoga pants because it’s an effortless way to make their asses look tasty… which is fair enough but it becomes pretty lame when every girl is doing it. Yoga pants make you look fuckable but they also make you look like a lazy bitch who has zero fashion sense & just wants a dick up the ass. I thought girls were supposed to be creative… wear a nice skirt or dress or some tasteful jeans. Those will do the trick just as well… unless walking around looking like a stupid fucktoy is your thing. It bothers me even more when women over the age of 35 wear lululemons. You’re not 16 anymore & you sure as hell don’t do yoga so wtf are you trying to pull?? Stop trying to be cool like your slut daughter thinks she is… go wear clothing that is appropriate for your age. If you are going to be a senseless LG in your lululemons while doing things/being in places where those pants are just not acceptable please don’t tuck them into your dirty, shape less Uggs. Guys hate that btw… the boner we get from seeing ur bulging ass withers quickly at the sight of Uggs.

Most of the world is pretty fucked up but most of the world is also on the same page with regards of wanting to take the first hipster in sight and throw him/her into a cardboard compactor. Not to be harsh or anything but Hipsters are so.fucking.annoying!! Even more annoying then typing.with.periods.instead.of.spaces.to.emphasize.how.epic.the.situation.is. Whats the point of being hipster? Like seriously? I understand the point of being a skater, prep, nerd, goth, punk, emo, thug, thug-wanna-be, guido, hip-hop, urban, kinda-hip-hop-&-urban-but-preppy-at-the-same-time. There are tons of styles that are either awesome or stupid but still have some point behind it. Even emos have some legitimization. Emo guys for instance… sure they look pretty gay and pinner and stuff and whatever but they get emo girls… and just girls in general… hot girls secretly love emo guys… which pisses me off but lucky them I guess. But emo girls… damn!! Im not talking about the nasty, fat whores that look like trolls…

 (No I’m not gonna “fuck off”… I’m gonna stand there and stare at how fucking fat and disgusting you are and then make sure to tell all my friends about the time I saw your fat, ugly ass at wallmart. Why would you even wear a top like that? Why would you be that fat? Why would you be so fucking hideous? What a puke-indusing way to get attention).

… but I’m talking about those super cute, innocent-but-slutty-looking-at-the-same-time girls with the cute bangs and poofy hair.

(If you don’t feel like getting with this chick’s under-age ass then there is seriously something wrong with you)

So anyway… hipsters suck. Period! I hate those eco-friendly hipsters the most… the ones that wear all earth tones and hiking boots. Girls I know, who dress like that, look like shit. An outfit would basically be a loose-fitted beany, (hung on the head like an old ballsack), some ugly brown, greenish, blah scarf, (that was probably found moulding away in a dumpster outside sally-an’s), some green or brown knit dress, a second-hand leather jacket, wool tights, thick wool socks and fucking hiking boots. Oh we can’t forget the huge glasses that magnify the fuck out of their eyes. URGH!! Why would you purposely try to make yourself look like some nasty old lady that never got laid. It’s beyond me. And when you call a hipster a “hipster” he/she will usually get pissed and state in protest, “I’m not a hipster… dude, leave me alone”……

“Uh yea…”dude”… you are a fucking hipster… why would I call you one if you’re not… go get high and down some PBR you dirty loser… and blast some shitty fucking music like Mother-Mother… and just wait… someone will probably shoot you eventually.”

In conclusion hipsters are pointless… the girls are ugly, their music has no balls, they dress like shit, and they do weird things like sit in circles on the sidewalk and jerk each other off. It’s not the 60’s any more. Stop trying to be hippie. Die. Thank you!

It has been about a month and a half since I graduated with a Bachelor’s Degree in _______ Design. I did well in school, made good connections, built a strong portfolio, gained fantastic experience and felt like I was ready to go out and grab that dream job. LOL!!!! I have never felt like a bigger loser in my life. Here I am… with this “education”, “skill set”, “bullshit”… yet no one really wants to talk to me. And I’m not even alone on this… most of my graduating class is in the same shit hole, same with other graduates from other programs that have nothing to do with any type of design. It’s the same at every job… even gay-ass-shitty-jobs that I wouldn’t even want… they want a min of 5 years of experience in the industry. WTF!! Fuck you industry!! If I could I would gladly deliver a min of 5 blows to your fucking head with a baseball bat. How is anyone supposed to get this “5 years of exp” if no one is willing to hire fresh graduates??? If they do hire us the pay is so bad that we can barely survive off it. I think the design industry is a piece of shit… why did I get myself into it… I should have gone to business school or engineering or someshit. Design companies are cutty as fuck… the bosses or art directors want you to do as much as possible but pay you as little as possible… forget benefits of any kind. They make it seem like they are doing you a favour for allowing you to work for their company. It’s such bullshit.

Any way I need to get back to writing more cover letters and searching endlessly for any bitch ass job I can get. Fuck.

If Judgement Day actually comes on Saturday I hope enough shit gets fucked up that getting a job will be the last of anyones worries.

Not sure if you have seen this video rant or not but the reaction to it is getting out of hand. Basically some kinda hot but chubby girl who is trying  to get some attention made a video rant about how fed up she is with Asian behavior on the UCLA campus. Specifically Asian Asians… not the white washed Asians. I have obviously never been to UCLA but being from British Columbia I can definitely understand where she is coming from. Any way… a huge outrage occurred within moments of her posting this video and now she is in huge shit from the school and has been receiving death threats from other students, youtube viewers and Asians. This is bullshit. Death threats!?!??! Are you fucking kidding me?? doesn’t sending death threats override stating your opinion? “What!??!? You don’t think Asians should blab in the library while you try to study for your finals?? I’m gonna fucking killll you bitch… with a knife… killllll kiiiiillll as in you die!!!”

Overreacting and a half. Isn’t North America supposed to be a free country where people can have the gift of freedom of speech? Also people who whine and bitch about shit like this have nothing better to do… which is ironic for me to say hence I’m clearly wasting time writing shit on this blog instead of studying or w/e…. man our generation is fucked up. When we grow up and become the dominant driving force behind the world’s economy and what not the earth is going to be such a fucked up place.

That UCLA girl did a good job of showing off her boobs which were conveniently half-popping out of her tank top. I love how she got all slutty and done up. I’d “study” in the library with her.

Here’s the video link:

Ok… so this is really really lame so I’ll keep it short. I was shopping at The Bay at the local shopping mall and I decided to aimlessly wander over to the Ralph Lauren section because why not. I enter the section and automatically head for the brightly colored polo section. As usuall the annoying sales associate asks me if I need help finding anything, “Obviously not you retarded bitch… I JUST set foot in this section and judging by the look on my face right now I am bored out of my fucking mind because The Bay is a shitty waste of retail space that should be burned to the ground… I’ll let you know if I need help finding anything… FUCK!!” In reality I simply answered, “no it’s ok, I’m just browsing, thanks.” Usually the sales associates get the message of “just browsing”, which essentially means, “fuck off your annoying” but this girl didn’t seem to get it. I was surprised when her annoying voice began making sounds again. She started asking me about the weather… I turned around to actually face the source of the question and realized that this girl is actually really freakin’ hot!! The look on her face was priceless though. You know when a person of the opposite sex, (and is around your age), gives you that “stare” which spells out “HIOMGYOURHOT!!” It happens to everyone at some point… and we give that look to others ourselves at times. The convo went from weather to how I’m in design school to how her sister is an actress who acted in Twilight, (*PUKE*), to what kind of fabrics Ralph Lauren uses to how she might know my mom. This bitch was so lame… she was trying so hard to keep the convo going because I was becoming bored again and kept looking away hoping Ironman would come and save me or some shit. After about 10 min of looking at the same polo over and over again in order to make it look like I was doing something else instead of full on flirting with her I decided it’s time to run for my life. I said “it was nice to meet you my name is ______. See you.” She didn’t even give me her name… Uhhh wtf!?!?!? You started flirting with me, wasting 10 min of my life, and you don’t even leave me your name?? It’s not like I give a shit about you or anything but you are hot so there is nothing wrong with adding you on Facebook and meeting up and fucking then coming back home, deleting you from Facebook and never going to that store ever again. Seriously… some girls are so dumb. I seriously hope this girl stumbles upon this Blog and reads this post and then quits her job so I can go back and get some cool polo’s without getting tweaked out.