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Most of the world is pretty fucked up but most of the world is also on the same page with regards of wanting to take the first hipster in sight and throw him/her into a cardboard compactor. Not to be harsh or anything but Hipsters are so.fucking.annoying!! Even more annoying then typing.with.periods.instead.of.spaces.to.emphasize.how.epic.the.situation.is. Whats the point of being hipster? Like seriously? I understand the point of being a skater, prep, nerd, goth, punk, emo, thug, thug-wanna-be, guido, hip-hop, urban, kinda-hip-hop-&-urban-but-preppy-at-the-same-time. There are tons of styles that are either awesome or stupid but still have some point behind it. Even emos have some legitimization. Emo guys for instance… sure they look pretty gay and pinner and stuff and whatever but they get emo girls… and just girls in general… hot girls secretly love emo guys… which pisses me off but lucky them I guess. But emo girls… damn!! Im not talking about the nasty, fat whores that look like trolls…

 (No I’m not gonna “fuck off”… I’m gonna stand there and stare at how fucking fat and disgusting you are and then make sure to tell all my friends about the time I saw your fat, ugly ass at wallmart. Why would you even wear a top like that? Why would you be that fat? Why would you be so fucking hideous? What a puke-indusing way to get attention).

… but I’m talking about those super cute, innocent-but-slutty-looking-at-the-same-time girls with the cute bangs and poofy hair.

(If you don’t feel like getting with this chick’s under-age ass then there is seriously something wrong with you)

So anyway… hipsters suck. Period! I hate those eco-friendly hipsters the most… the ones that wear all earth tones and hiking boots. Girls I know, who dress like that, look like shit. An outfit would basically be a loose-fitted beany, (hung on the head like an old ballsack), some ugly brown, greenish, blah scarf, (that was probably found moulding away in a dumpster outside sally-an’s), some green or brown knit dress, a second-hand leather jacket, wool tights, thick wool socks and fucking hiking boots. Oh we can’t forget the huge glasses that magnify the fuck out of their eyes. URGH!! Why would you purposely try to make yourself look like some nasty old lady that never got laid. It’s beyond me. And when you call a hipster a “hipster” he/she will usually get pissed and state in protest, “I’m not a hipster… dude, leave me alone”……

“Uh yea…”dude”… you are a fucking hipster… why would I call you one if you’re not… go get high and down some PBR you dirty loser… and blast some shitty fucking music like Mother-Mother… and just wait… someone will probably shoot you eventually.”

In conclusion hipsters are pointless… the girls are ugly, their music has no balls, they dress like shit, and they do weird things like sit in circles on the sidewalk and jerk each other off. It’s not the 60’s any more. Stop trying to be hippie. Die. Thank you!

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I have been feeling pretty brain-dead lately and just ridiculously unmotivated in general which is weird because I am usually not like this but now thinking about it I assume this diet I am on must have something to do with it because all I eat is salads all fucking day and sometimes when there is no food in close proximity I just don’t eat for like 23 hrs straight but don’t get me wrong… I am not in any way fat… I am 5 ft 6 and weigh 59.5 kg but I have these nasty lil fat rolls going on which probably decrease my chances of making some hot bitch run up to me on the beach and fuck me in the sand right there on the spot while a bunch of 8 yr old’s building sand castles with their mommies near by get some live sex-ed which is a good thing because they need to learn that shit eventually any way except at school they teach it really lame and usually the teachers are nasty 40-year-old virgins who teach you about cocks and pussies in a boring monotone voice while showing scientific cross-section pictures of human reproductive body parts which is fucking as un-stimulating as it can possibly get… I think sex-ed needs to be much more intense and more realistic by having all the ugly chicks separated from the hot slutty LG’s in the class then all the faggot-ass-dungeons-and-dragons-stoner-smelly-greasy-ass-fuck-backwards-loser guys get to fuck the ugly girls while the cool American Eagle-popped-collar-jocks get to fuck the hotties because life is simply too short  to sit in a boring class learning about how to put a condom onto a banana which is fucking hilarious but not as hilarious as the fact that this has basically been one entire run on sentence which is not that hilarious at all. Over all it seems that having a diet for no fucking reason does not only make me an anorexic wanna-be but young kids don’t get the proper sex-ed that they need.