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Most of the world is pretty fucked up but most of the world is also on the same page with regards of wanting to take the first hipster in sight and throw him/her into a cardboard compactor. Not to be harsh or anything but Hipsters are so.fucking.annoying!! Even more annoying then typing.with.periods.instead.of.spaces.to.emphasize.how.epic.the.situation.is. Whats the point of being hipster? Like seriously? I understand the point of being a skater, prep, nerd, goth, punk, emo, thug, thug-wanna-be, guido, hip-hop, urban, kinda-hip-hop-&-urban-but-preppy-at-the-same-time. There are tons of styles that are either awesome or stupid but still have some point behind it. Even emos have some legitimization. Emo guys for instance… sure they look pretty gay and pinner and stuff and whatever but they get emo girls… and just girls in general… hot girls secretly love emo guys… which pisses me off but lucky them I guess. But emo girls… damn!! Im not talking about the nasty, fat whores that look like trolls…

 (No I’m not gonna “fuck off”… I’m gonna stand there and stare at how fucking fat and disgusting you are and then make sure to tell all my friends about the time I saw your fat, ugly ass at wallmart. Why would you even wear a top like that? Why would you be that fat? Why would you be so fucking hideous? What a puke-indusing way to get attention).

… but I’m talking about those super cute, innocent-but-slutty-looking-at-the-same-time girls with the cute bangs and poofy hair.

(If you don’t feel like getting with this chick’s under-age ass then there is seriously something wrong with you)

So anyway… hipsters suck. Period! I hate those eco-friendly hipsters the most… the ones that wear all earth tones and hiking boots. Girls I know, who dress like that, look like shit. An outfit would basically be a loose-fitted beany, (hung on the head like an old ballsack), some ugly brown, greenish, blah scarf, (that was probably found moulding away in a dumpster outside sally-an’s), some green or brown knit dress, a second-hand leather jacket, wool tights, thick wool socks and fucking hiking boots. Oh we can’t forget the huge glasses that magnify the fuck out of their eyes. URGH!! Why would you purposely try to make yourself look like some nasty old lady that never got laid. It’s beyond me. And when you call a hipster a “hipster” he/she will usually get pissed and state in protest, “I’m not a hipster… dude, leave me alone”……

“Uh yea…”dude”… you are a fucking hipster… why would I call you one if you’re not… go get high and down some PBR you dirty loser… and blast some shitty fucking music like Mother-Mother… and just wait… someone will probably shoot you eventually.”

In conclusion hipsters are pointless… the girls are ugly, their music has no balls, they dress like shit, and they do weird things like sit in circles on the sidewalk and jerk each other off. It’s not the 60’s any more. Stop trying to be hippie. Die. Thank you!

This whole Osama Bin Faggit thing is pretty ridiculous. Maybe the Navy Seal team killed him, maybe not… but the picture that has been released, which shows his face half-blown off, is fake-and-a-half. Here is what I mean…

As you can clearly see… whoever released the photo of a “dead Osama” just used an older photo from the internet which is the one I have showing on the right. Essentially what was done is someone used the tracing tool to cut out the head, on the original pic, then paste it on top of a pic which shows some other dead brown guy. US marines & other army personnel take pics of the dudes they fuck up all the time so there is plenty of shit on the internet to choose from. So any way… the traced head was placed directly over the head of the dead brown guy. Then both layers were sized and adjusted so the proportions stay the same and match one another. Using the feather eraser tool, on a low opacity, the top portion of Osamas head was erased in certain places to expose the bloody corpse underneath. The lower part, (nose, beard, cheeks and mouth), was kept intact and maybe darkened slightly to make it look like he’s been dead for a while. Using the feather brush, and possibly the smudge tool, helps blend both layers together to make it look more realistic and avoid any sharp edges or unwanted definition.

Easy, peasy. I’m not gonna lie though… whatever nerdy bitch constructed this he/she did a fairly slick Photoshop job. If you look closely at the beard area you can tell that it has been cut out of another photo because the quality doesn’t match that of the layer it’s been pasted onto. (The lower half of Osamas face is much more pixellated then the upper half.) Also the skin tones don’t match.

Either Osama isn’t dead, never existed or has been dead for years… non the less I smell bullshit. US is planning something for sure.

Nice try nerds.

Not sure if you have seen this video rant or not but the reaction to it is getting out of hand. Basically some kinda hot but chubby girl who is trying  to get some attention made a video rant about how fed up she is with Asian behavior on the UCLA campus. Specifically Asian Asians… not the white washed Asians. I have obviously never been to UCLA but being from British Columbia I can definitely understand where she is coming from. Any way… a huge outrage occurred within moments of her posting this video and now she is in huge shit from the school and has been receiving death threats from other students, youtube viewers and Asians. This is bullshit. Death threats!?!??! Are you fucking kidding me?? doesn’t sending death threats override stating your opinion? “What!??!? You don’t think Asians should blab in the library while you try to study for your finals?? I’m gonna fucking killll you bitch… with a knife… killllll kiiiiillll as in you die!!!”

Overreacting and a half. Isn’t North America supposed to be a free country where people can have the gift of freedom of speech? Also people who whine and bitch about shit like this have nothing better to do… which is ironic for me to say hence I’m clearly wasting time writing shit on this blog instead of studying or w/e…. man our generation is fucked up. When we grow up and become the dominant driving force behind the world’s economy and what not the earth is going to be such a fucked up place.

That UCLA girl did a good job of showing off her boobs which were conveniently half-popping out of her tank top. I love how she got all slutty and done up. I’d “study” in the library with her.

Here’s the video link: